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[EA] Chip Austria
I'M NOT ALBERT EINSTEIN'S GRANDSON!


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der, der nicht probiert, wird keinen Erfolg ernten :o

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...Karotten am Morgen, Karotten am Abend, Karotten auf dem Teller, Karotten in kleinen Stückchen.
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Oh Karotte...


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[EA] sleap Austria
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DRUFF DRUFF DRUFF!!

jungens! mich hats hingelegt mim moped! sad
nasse schienen, ich zu stumpfer winkel drüber und ZACK! lag ich darnieder. geregnet hats auch.. nu tut mir die schulter weh und die gute hats auch stärker erwischt.... dumme sache das. aber ich werde weiterfahren thumb

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[Apoku] Palme Jamaica
So Fett wie sein Avatar


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ein warer max haette jetzt gedaddelt....

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[EA] zelter Germany
Der Mann mit dem Penis


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was sleap deine freundin hats auch erwischt??

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....armseelig armseelig. ich an palmes stelle würde mir einen feuerwehrschlauch in den arsch stecken und ordentlich aufdrehn lassen.

thx to all ppl who help chip and me with our levpack thumb

DoN't HaTe Me, CaUsE yOu CaN't Be Me!

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[Apoku] Palme Jamaica
So Fett wie sein Avatar


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Oo und deine auch zelter dude?

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[EA] zelter Germany
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meine is in USA tongue

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....armseelig armseelig. ich an palmes stelle würde mir einen feuerwehrschlauch in den arsch stecken und ordentlich aufdrehn lassen.

thx to all ppl who help chip and me with our levpack thumb

DoN't HaTe Me, CaUsE yOu CaN't Be Me!

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[EA] Igge Sweden
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naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
kwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitsch

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Poo.

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[EA] zelter Germany
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you are the naaaab

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....armseelig armseelig. ich an palmes stelle würde mir einen feuerwehrschlauch in den arsch stecken und ordentlich aufdrehn lassen.

thx to all ppl who help chip and me with our levpack thumb

DoN't HaTe Me, CaUsE yOu CaN't Be Me!

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[EA] Igge Sweden
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no, im teh snaaab

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Poo.

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HaraldH Switzerland
Mutterpflanze


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quote:
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meine is in USA tongue


wo denn? (hähäähäåååå)

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[EA] zelter Germany
Der Mann mit dem Penis


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erst in den arches und jetzt richtung rocky's

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....armseelig armseelig. ich an palmes stelle würde mir einen feuerwehrschlauch in den arsch stecken und ordentlich aufdrehn lassen.

thx to all ppl who help chip and me with our levpack thumb

DoN't HaTe Me, CaUsE yOu CaN't Be Me!

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[EA] sleap Austria
HEUREKA


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nene
mit "gute" mein ich meine maschine tongue biggrin
die freundin is, klarerweise, "die böse" fg

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[EA] zelter Germany
Der Mann mit dem Penis


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achsooow.... biggrin biggrin

und is kaputt oder wie?? die gute...

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....armseelig armseelig. ich an palmes stelle würde mir einen feuerwehrschlauch in den arsch stecken und ordentlich aufdrehn lassen.

thx to all ppl who help chip and me with our levpack thumb

DoN't HaTe Me, CaUsE yOu CaN't Be Me!

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[Apoku] Palme Jamaica
So Fett wie sein Avatar


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wefoiewhi

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Trullala

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[EA] zelter Germany
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was sagte er?

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....armseelig armseelig. ich an palmes stelle würde mir einen feuerwehrschlauch in den arsch stecken und ordentlich aufdrehn lassen.

thx to all ppl who help chip and me with our levpack thumb

DoN't HaTe Me, CaUsE yOu CaN't Be Me!

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[EA] Igge Sweden
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ANB
ALNGUAGE

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Poo.

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[Apoku] Palme Jamaica
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c(o)unt

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Trullala

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[EA] zelter Germany
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dick (german)

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....armseelig armseelig. ich an palmes stelle würde mir einen feuerwehrschlauch in den arsch stecken und ordentlich aufdrehn lassen.

thx to all ppl who help chip and me with our levpack thumb

DoN't HaTe Me, CaUsE yOu CaN't Be Me!

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